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Helpful Demotivational Poster

PHILISTINES - never too busy to help

TAGS: mao helpful
Rating: 4.88/5

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Bolverk37782 - April 26, 2012, 6:18 pm
The Best Answer-- About as close to the truth as an American can get. After all they haven’t used the English language, spelling and grammar for decades.
maoworks2 - April 26, 2012, 7:10 am
Well Said Old Boy, That's How Philistines Talk.

THERAPY IS HELPFUL - But screaming obscenities is faster and cheaper !

TAGS: therapy helpful screaming obscenities faster
Rating: 4.76/5

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Budog - August 25, 2011, 5:46 pm
Well that is because she is just a psycho b****...
mariand - August 25, 2011, 4:41 pm
LOL...and hair pulled?

AMBIGUITY - There are those times when more specific instructions are helpful ...

TAGS: ambiguity more specific instructions helpful
Rating: 4.98/5

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GaryO - March 30, 2012, 7:21 pm


Love or Lust -

Helpful Hints -

TAGS: helpful hint crocodile
Rating: 4.83/5

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EmilioDumphque - February 22, 2014, 10:51 am
Just lookit them snappers, Ralph!


TAGS: just helpful hints chompers toothbrush
Rating: 4.67/5

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TheTrashHeap - September 29, 2010, 8:35 am
The pic is great but the words don't do them justice. Next time try using a witty comment. It only takes a couple seconds.


TAGS: helpful step steamroller famous
Rating: 4.5/5

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joakangr - May 23, 2012, 6:18 pm
The Greek way..!!!!

RERUN TAKES THE TIME - to explain the SFW rules to a MotiNewbie

TAGS: always helpful
Rating: 4.44/5

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TAGS: helpful tips for the gop
Rating: 3.27/5

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Sean - May 2, 2009, 7:52 pm
To the moderates and undecideds -- the people you have to win over as election day approaches, and enough so that they bother to vote, folks like Ol' Unfortunate Left Nostril here have limited appeal. But hey? I should make a poster that says that, eh?
Marduke - May 2, 2009, 12:43 pm
I don't know, I think that's a bit of a cop-out. It'a easy to have fun when you can attack, but don'y have to do. Franken like him or hate him has at least interjected himself in the process, which is more than can said of the others.
Sean - May 2, 2009, 12:33 pm
By the way, Rush owes me. The high quality pic I stared with seemed to have an unfortunate "shadow" in the left nosticular region, shall we say? Looked like something else. So I copied a tiny portion of shadaw from elsewhere and pasted it there. Fixed
WTFO - May 2, 2009, 12:35 am
Rush himself has said that he is having too much fun with what he currently does. Why change jobs when you enjoy what you do?
Marduke - May 1, 2009, 10:01 am
Why is that, do you suppose. Why doesn't Rush run for office.
WTFO - May 1, 2009, 1:19 am
I'll buy that. But the most dangerous part of these two bomb-throwers is one has a political office where he can jack up the country with his extreme views. The other just espouses his extreme views over the airwaves.
Haarakkon - May 1, 2009, 12:44 am
Limbaugh is a cold steel gauntlet leaving a welt on the cheek, Franken is a flaming bamboo splinter under the fingernail.
WTFO - May 1, 2009, 12:38 am
typo: please change to "but not nearly". thanks.
WTFO - May 1, 2009, 12:37 am
"If I put myself on the ballot and even 50 people voted for me, it'd be a travesty." -Al Franken -- Interview with the Oregonian, Feb. 22, 1999. I do agree that Rush is divisive and an attack dog, but nearly as vicious as Al. But that's my opinion.
WTFO - May 1, 2009, 12:36 am
"Republicans are shameless d**ks. No, that’s not fair. Republican politicians are shameless d**ks" - Al Franken. I don't remember Rush ever calling all Dems d**ks. Another quote from Al that I truly love shows a deep intelligence I didn't think he had..
Haarakkon - May 1, 2009, 12:15 am
I don't listen to Rush or Al, but I've read their stuff. They both tend toward polarity. In that sense, the poster is dead on.
Sean - May 1, 2009, 12:02 am
I have in mind Franken's books when I think of his tougher stuff.
Sean - May 1, 2009, 12:00 am
Intersting point. I think some of Franken's nastiness slips in under the radar (mine) anyway, because he's simply a lot smarter and funnier than Rush. Rush can`t make you laugh if you don`t already want to see who he mocks be mocked.
Haarakkon - April 30, 2009, 11:53 pm
Taken as a whole, though, it works. Rush and Sen. Franken are two sides of the coin.
Sean - April 30, 2009, 11:44 pm
My sarcasm here is based on the premise that Republicans have a choice. But the more I think about it, the less sure I am. While hardcore Republicans would neve wote Dem. If you don't kiss their a**es enough, how would their vindictiveness play out?

NASA BUDGET CUTS - The Ridley family decided to try D.I.Y. and send dad to the moon.

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TAGS: creating motifakes helpful hints
Rating: 4.75/5

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Silverheart - January 18, 2016, 7:00 am

Gave it a 5, for use of the words 'goat rodeo' alone. New phrase added to my lexicon!
mizzdizz - January 17, 2016, 10:03 pm
RL, everybody has their own sense of humor. Mooooo's has proven to be unique on several occasions. I'm into guys, he's into goats---if I'm into guys, does that make me g**?--just askin'--chuckle, chuckle---
mizzdizz - January 17, 2016, 9:57 pm
Greeny, the goat's adorable, love what you did with the fonts--the poster itself is your usual awesomness. If the content weren't so boring, etc., it'd be 5L. I got tired of arguing with myself on how much I should dock it so I chose this option.
Reality Lord - January 17, 2016, 5:31 pm

a cow likes a goat...now thats sweetness. i guess i must have missed the humor. oh dopey me. what was the funniest part of this for you...in your opinion. just curious is all. you know...fellow mods...honest voting...helpful critiques...warm and fuzzy :)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 17, 2016, 4:58 pm
I found it funny and I agree with it. Also, I really like goats.
Reality Lord - January 17, 2016, 4:09 pm

oh hey, not questioning your opinion. everyone has one even a cow. just asking...what about this rocked your world with a 5L?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 17, 2016, 3:36 pm
I rated it 5 because I think it's a 5. My opinion is just that, Mine.
Reality Lord - January 17, 2016, 2:57 pm

it's not great dizz but his hearts in the right place. i scored it higher than i should have. don't really know why Moooo is raving a 5L on this other than Mooo really doesn't make posters. oh well.
Greeny - January 17, 2016, 2:47 pm
skew away - won't bother me a bit. Exercise your opinion!
mizzdizz - January 17, 2016, 1:59 pm
Greeny, its well made so I don't want to skew the score, booorrrring, stating the obvious. Kinda bleh.
mizzdizz - January 17, 2016, 1:53 pm
Hamster's becoming responsible---that ain't happenin'!!! LOL! if he sees this, good luck, Hamhock! Hope college isn't too hard on ya'!
JesusWept - January 17, 2016, 12:58 pm
That's VOTERBATING (Silverheart's most excellent terminology LOL)
rerun - January 17, 2016, 10:55 am

Meh, he probably wouldn't see it anyway. Boy is busy in college, becoming a responsible human being.
Greeny - January 17, 2016, 10:47 am
I forgot Hammy in the tags
spacedog - January 17, 2016, 10:29 am
Ha! That's what I've been doing wrong. I thought it was a dog rodeo. On account of my posters frequently making people chew on shoes and puke behind the couch. (I hope that's puke.)
Sho - January 17, 2016, 9:56 am
steve1961 - January 17, 2016, 9:47 am
I think the only thing Hammy got from this was "well-oiled goat".
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 17, 2016, 9:23 am
Reality Lord - January 17, 2016, 9:00 am

rerun - January 17, 2016, 8:59 am

I always vote on my posters. It may be the only 5L i get.